Merely to Amuse Myself

Yes, capitalism is THE problem. It's the problem that is at the source of a lot of other problems. And while I don't think too highly of humanity most days, I would never go so low as to say that capitalism is an extension of human nature. It's a construct. I know because I am a human, but I am not a greedy hyper-competitive bastard. I prefer to think of the well-being of others before myself. (I also like sandals and walks on the beach....wait, am I Jesus?)

Kyle, seriously man, fix your fucking grammar. THEIR indicates possession. THERE indicates place. THEY'RE is a contraction of "they are." Let me use all of those properly so that you understand. "Kyle's teachers taught him how to write properly, so it isn't THEIR fault that he is fucking up. I know they taught him properly because I was THERE, in the same class. If THEY'RE reading this right now, wherever they are, THEY'RE shaking THEIR heads at Kyle's moronic mishandling of three words that a fourth-grader can use properly."

Look, I know I comma splice sometimes--although not NEARLY as much as Ben. (I prefer sentence fragments, which are much more in vogue). I also know that language can be oppressive and is a construct and blah blah blah. Use it right.

Oh and, all that stuff you just said Kyle? It's wrong. But I don't have time to tell you why right now because I'm tired and going to sleep. Maybe tomorrow, after I've had my performance-enhancing coffee, I will explain to you why it is well within my right to tell other people what to do with their bodies. (Hint: see my parenthetical from the first paragraph).